I’ll Wash My Hands: COVID-19 Parody

This song is based on the Veggie Tales silly song “I Love My Lips” and is another fully animated video. It first aired on April 19, 2020 during the Children’s Video “God Does Not Show Favoritism”. Enjoy!

Lyrics:

If a cough ever leaves my mouth, 

Clear the room and head down south, 

Cause coughs are bad 

They make us sad 

        I see, coughs are bad? 

        They make us sad? 

Yes, coughs are bad. 

         Alrighty 

If a sneeze says “Toodle-loo” 

Goes out my nose and heads towards you 

That’d be too bad 

You’d call my dad 

              Hmmm . . . that’d be too bad 

              I’d call your dad? 

That’d be too bad! 

             Fascinating! 

If I ever cross the line 

Get too close during this quarantine 

That’d be too bad 

The governor’d be mad 

               Oh dear! That’d be too bad 

                 The governor’d be mad? 

That’d be too bad! 

                  Hold it! Did you say the governor? Fascinating, so what you’re saying is if any of these things happen 

That’d be too bad 

I’d be so sad 

You’d call my dad 

The governor’d be mad 

That’d be too bad 

                   That’d be too bad!  

That’d be too bad! 

                      What should you do instead? 

I’ll wash my hands! 

Ad lib (scrub a dub dub . . . ) 

                       Oh my, this is more serious than I thought. Cheri, what do you see here? 

Ummm . . . that looks like a germ 

                        What about this? 

It’s a germ 

                       And this? 

It’s a germ, it’s a germ, it’s a germ, germ, germ,

It’s a germ, it’s a germ, it’s a germ, germ, germ,

It’s a germ, it’s a germ, it’s a germ, germ, germ,

Germ! Germ, germ, germ.

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